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The Most Amazing Human!
Author: TriSec    Date: 08/15/2026 12:05:05

Good Morning.

We are truly blessed by our President, aren't we?


He's a Real Estate mogul!

He's started dozens of businesses!

He renovates run-down casinos!

He's bankrupted them all!

He has sex with anything he wants to!

He's got the most indictments!

He's a Doctor!

He's an Architect!

He's an Interion Designer!

He's a Warmonger!

He's the best Peace Negotiator of all time!

He's got that Anti-Midas touch!

He just looks at a thing, and it ceases to exist!

And now....he's a shipbuilder!



After nearly a decade of loudly complaining about the fact that modern US aircraft carriers use electromagnetic systems to launch fighter jets instead of steam-powered catapults, Donald Trump has directed the Pentagon to redesign a new aircraft carrier to replace the modern system with the old-fashioned catapults he prefers.

Trump signed a national security memorandum on Thursday directing the defense secretary, Pete Hegseth, and the acting navy secretary, Hung Cao, to make the change he has had his heart set on since at least 2017, when he first described his idea to Time magazine.

The memorandum gives the Pentagon leaders 60 days to come up with “a plan on the required measures to replace the Electromagnetic Aircraft Launch System and Advanced Weapons Elevators with steam and hydraulic systems for the construction of” the USS Doris Miller, a Ford-class aircraft carrier, which is already two years behind schedule.


There is literally NOTHING he cannot do!

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/714mO0Xs6iL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg


(btw, that's a real poster. $18.99 at Amazon!)
 

3 comments (Latest Comment: 08/15/2026 14:37:38 by Will_in_Ca)
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Comment by BobR on 08/15/2026 13:56:21
I hope the real ship builders drag their feet until this scum hole is either in jail or in the ground.

Comment by Will_in_Ca on 08/15/2026 14:34:08
I hope that the ship has years of delays and then a new president will say ignore the previous order for steam-powered catapults. I hope to see Trump's monuments torn down and his name erased just like we saw after the fall of communism in Eastern Europe.

Actually, Trump reminds me more of the Marvel Comics mutant villain the Blob than any Kryptonian.

https://cdn.marvel.com/content/2x/blob.png



Frederick Dukes aka the Blob
. (Anyone notice a resemblance?)



Comment by Will_in_Ca on 08/15/2026 14:37:38
Due to the derecho, which spawned at least three tornadoes in Illinois and Northwest Indiana, I lost power on Tuesday. We had winds of near 100 mph and torrential rain. My apartment flooded for a third time.

Power came on last night. I am safe but there is a lot of damage.