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The Most Amazing Human!
Author: TriSec    Date: 08/15/2026 12:05:05

Good Morning.

We are truly blessed by our President, aren't we?


He's a Real Estate mogul!

He's started dozens of businesses!

He renovates run-down casinos!

He's bankrupted them all!

He has sex with anything he wants to!

He's got the most indictments!

He's a Doctor!

He's an Architect!

He's an Interion Designer!

He's a Warmonger!

He's the best Peace Negotiator of all time!

He's got that Anti-Midas touch!

He just looks at a thing, and it ceases to exist!

And now....he's a shipbuilder!



After nearly a decade of loudly complaining about the fact that modern US aircraft carriers use electromagnetic systems to launch fighter jets instead of steam-powered catapults, Donald Trump has directed the Pentagon to redesign a new aircraft carrier to replace the modern system with the old-fashioned catapults he prefers.

Trump signed a national security memorandum on Thursday directing the defense secretary, Pete Hegseth, and the acting navy secretary, Hung Cao, to make the change he has had his heart set on since at least 2017, when he first described his idea to Time magazine.

The memorandum gives the Pentagon leaders 60 days to come up with “a plan on the required measures to replace the Electromagnetic Aircraft Launch System and Advanced Weapons Elevators with steam and hydraulic systems for the construction of” the USS Doris Miller, a Ford-class aircraft carrier, which is already two years behind schedule.


There is literally NOTHING he cannot do!

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/714mO0Xs6iL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg


(btw, that's a real poster. $18.99 at Amazon!)
 

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