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VD! Catch it!
Author: velveeta jones
Date: 02/14/2010 15:28:43
I want your love and all your lover's revenge
you and me could write a bad romance. ~~ Lady GaGa
Ah, Love! Amoré! Amour! liefde! αγάπη!
Since anyone whose reading this blog today is probably snowbound (if not, you're probably in either Miami or Hawai'i - you bastards) I present to you: some stories of LOVE...... and revenge.
This woman decided to sell off all her husbands crap while he was gone!
The wife that thanked the cheating woman via Craigslist.
A man puts his wife up for auction on Ebay!
This photo says it all.
Yep. It was a woman.
Have a great day everyone. xoxo.
you and me could write a bad romance. ~~ Lady GaGa
Ah, Love! Amoré! Amour! liefde! αγάπη!
Since anyone whose reading this blog today is probably snowbound (if not, you're probably in either Miami or Hawai'i - you bastards) I present to you: some stories of LOVE...... and revenge.
This woman decided to sell off all her husbands crap while he was gone!
The wife that thanked the cheating woman via Craigslist.
THANKS Jennifer..........
......For leaving bite marks all over my husbands chest last night.
No, really, Thank You! You have no idea what a nightmare you have just saved me and my kids from.
To reward you for your services I am offering you my husband for keeps. Should you accept your prize please note the following rules.
1. You are going to have to financially support him. I say this because we have 2 children together (but you knew that) which means that he will have to give up a sizeable chunk of his pay to support them in the manner they deserve. Please keep in mind that since he has kept me a stay at home Mom for the better part of the last 11 years he will also be paying me alimony. So forget about his money honey.....cause it's mine!
(snip)
4. You will not be having a proper sex life. Yes, I know that you didn't fuck him last night. Since his back injury 4 years ago his penis hasn't worked right. Too bad for you because before that it was THE BEST SEX EVER and we fucked all the time! however, now he'll most likely disappoint you with his half hard member that only works with a little blue pill. Please don't let that fool you. The little blue pill means that he comes within 2 minutes....hardly enough time for you and 98% of the time he will just be too embarrassed to even try. Stock up on your batteries and/or multiple sex partners! By the way, No it CANNOT be fixed. It's nerve damage sweetie, deal with it!
5. You will NOT return him to me. I will NOT have him. He fucked up when he touched you! I was a good wife to him and he had a good thing going on here. Don't be surprised if you don't live up to me because you wont and he will make you miserable for it!
A man puts his wife up for auction on Ebay!
Jealous hubbie hawks wife on eBay
A JEALOUS husband who accused his wife of having an affair with a workmate took the ultimate online revenge - by placing her for sale on eBay.
The British man evicted his wife from their marital home, then advertised her on the internet site for just over $1m.
On the site Paul Osborn, 44, offers up wife Sharon saying he's putting his “cheating, lying, adulterous slag of a wife” to the highest bidder.
The site has been inundated with enquiries with users forwarding the link worldwide.
But Sharon, 43, denies an affair and British police are now investigating Paul for harassment.
This photo says it all.
Yep. It was a woman.
Have a great day everyone. xoxo.
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Comment by 
BobR on 02/14/2010 16:12:46
BobR on 02/14/2010 16:12:46
I'm all a-tingle with romantic excitement.
Comment by 
livingonli on 02/14/2010 16:57:41
livingonli on 02/14/2010 16:57:41
I wonder if looking at this stuff makes me glad I'm still single.
Comment by 
Raine on 02/14/2010 17:34:19
that was so beeyootyful!
Raine on 02/14/2010 17:34:19
that was so beeyootyful!
Comment by 
Mondobubba on 02/14/2010 18:04:27
Is it a tingle or a burning sensation when you pee?
Mondobubba on 02/14/2010 18:04:27
Quote by BobR:
I'm all a-tingle with romantic excitement.
Is it a tingle or a burning sensation when you pee?
Comment by 
trojanrabbit on 02/14/2010 18:38:25
trojanrabbit on 02/14/2010 18:38:25
Went out to eat this morning, water gushing up from crack in the road and police cruiser just arriving to check it out.
Looks like no water for a while.
Looks like no water for a while.
Comment by Raine on 02/14/2010 21:44:05
Oh noes.
Raine on 02/14/2010 21:44:05
Quote by trojanrabbit:
Went out to eat this morning, water gushing up from crack in the road and police cruiser just arriving to check it out.
Looks like no water for a while.
Oh noes.
Comment by trojanrabbit on 02/14/2010 22:23:02
The "just a couple of hours" is stretching on and on. I can hear the faucet whistling once in a while. I turned off the water heater (at least down to the "PILOT" setting) long ago.
trojanrabbit on 02/14/2010 22:23:02
Quote by Raine:Quote by trojanrabbit:
Went out to eat this morning, water gushing up from crack in the road and police cruiser just arriving to check it out.
Looks like no water for a while.
Oh noes.
The "just a couple of hours" is stretching on and on. I can hear the faucet whistling once in a while. I turned off the water heater (at least down to the "PILOT" setting) long ago.
Comment by livingonli on 02/14/2010 22:32:51
livingonli on 02/14/2010 22:32:51
It sounds like that kind of day.
Comment by trojanrabbit on 02/14/2010 23:10:23
Well, if worse comes to worse, I have tomorrow off. My wife doesn't, however. We have bottled water to give to the cats.
No estimate of time for repairs now....
trojanrabbit on 02/14/2010 23:10:23
Quote by livingonli:
It sounds like that kind of day.
Well, if worse comes to worse, I have tomorrow off. My wife doesn't, however. We have bottled water to give to the cats.
No estimate of time for repairs now....
Comment by 
TriSec on 02/14/2010 23:15:39
TriSec on 02/14/2010 23:15:39
Hi folks...passing through.
We spent a few hours today at the Harvard Museum...check out FB for some photos!
We spent a few hours today at the Harvard Museum...check out FB for some photos!
Comment by livingonli on 02/15/2010 00:38:16
Sounds just like when they do repair work on Long Island.
livingonli on 02/15/2010 00:38:16
Quote by trojanrabbit:Quote by livingonli:
It sounds like that kind of day.
Well, if worse comes to worse, I have tomorrow off. My wife doesn't, however. We have bottled water to give to the cats.
No estimate of time for repairs now....
Sounds just like when they do repair work on Long Island.
Comment by trojanrabbit on 02/15/2010 04:53:04
trojanrabbit on 02/15/2010 04:53:04
11PM, yay, nice brown water