The 5 Days of Impeachment Author: RaineDate:12/17/2007 13:42:20
Good Monday morning.
Stayed up late last night doing the Christmas stuff. Actually, the entire weekend was filled with Christmas stuff, so instead of getting all in a tizzy about the administration, I was in a tizzy about Christmas. *sigh..*
What kept me going? The thought that unlike this administration the holidays would be over in a week. Oh, the other thing that kept me going was singing the Merry F*cking Christmas Song from South park (audio not work safe).. and listening to Steve Martin's Christmas wish song.
Which got me to thinking again, as I often do about impeachment. So in the spirit of Christmas, and all the wishes that come with the season, I wrote this song...
Reason One for impeachment, my true love gave to he... Was for spying on our country...
Reason Two for impeachment, my true love gave to he... Was waterbording the detainees...
Reason Three for impeachment, my true love gave to he... Lying about WMD's...
Reason Four for impeachment, my true love gave to he... for reading my pet goat...
Reason Five for impeachment, my true love gave to he... Dick Che-EY-ney!...
..... Ok I am not going to go any farther with this... It just dawned on me how much I despise the 12 days of Christmas song...
In some Sad news Dan Fogleberg has left us. For those that love cheezy love songs, (like me) Dan was the king. I still have a hard time listening to "longer" without getting all misty. RIP, Mr. Fogelberg.
Welcome to Monday friends. Let's gather inside, have some and take a deep breath, because every day that passes is one day closer to January 2009.