Today is the day the House votes on the articles of impeachment. While it is expected to go along party lines, and while there will be some "defections", and while there will be grandstanding by certain Republicans (*cough*Gym Jordan*cough*) and attempts to introduce amendments, the bill is expected to pass. pResident tRump will finally
be called into account for his shitting on our democracy and wiping his ass with the Constitution.
There's not much more I can say about that. So instead, let me go off on a muse about the "wiping his ass" part...
I know TV commercials can be difficult for certain products, especially those involving things we do in private - you know, like taking a dump and wiping afterward. How do you advertise toilet paper without being gross? Apparently, Charmin hasn't figured that out.