Drink once if bush says OSAMA BIN LADEN. Drink once if bush says SADDAM HUSSEIN.
Drink once if bush says HILLARY CLINTON. Drink TWICE, if bush says HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON.
Drink twice more, if bush says any variant of HILLARY CLINTON'S name, AND either osama or saddam’s name, in the same sentence.
Drink once if he misstates the name of the opposition, and calls them the DEMOCRAT party. Drink once if he says OBAMA, twice if he mispronounces BARACK.
Drink once for the word TORTURE.
Drink twice and YELL AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH at the TV, if he says “we do not torture”
Drink once if the recently deceased prophet of the mormon church gets a shout out – Gordon Hinckley.
Drink twice, if the state of the union is anything other than just strong. It used to be "strong and confident". But recently he’s just been down to "strong".
Drink once every time world war 2 gets a shout out Drink twice if we hear the word hitler, or any weird madeup variant of the word hitler. Remember when he made up "hitlerism"?
Drink once if bush says the word FASCISM. Drink twice if he says the phrase ISLAMIC fascism. Drink 3 times if he says islam O' fascism.
And finally – what i’m hoping for? is for bush to find a nice way to use AFRICA again. Whether it's uranium, or Dikembe Mutombo. Any excited utterance of the word AFRICA. Bottoms up. I know there’s more drinking in this one than in years past, but i’ve been criticized in the past for leaving you guys sober. So This time, i think it’ll do the trick. Feel free to blog
Quote by velveeta jones: I'll be drinking sweet tea. Sober for 12 years, 10months, 321 days!!!!!
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Quote by livingonli: Tri, you should have kept last year's up for comparison.
Quote by Raine:Quote by livingonli: Tri, you should have kept last year's up for comparison.
That was not Tri, I did an edit.. The good doctor did indeed have a 2008 version of the game.
(I added a few that I thought should be there. )
Quote by livingonli:Quote by Raine:Quote by livingonli: Tri, you should have kept last year's up for comparison.
That was not Tri, I did an edit.. The good doctor did indeed have a 2008 version of the game.
(I added a few that I thought should be there. )
Ah. Because I saw the revision after I also posted the link.![]()
Quote by Raine:mental note made... so you got your marbles, eh? ;)Quote by velveeta jones: I'll be drinking sweet tea. Sober for 12 years, 10months, 321 days!!!!!
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Quote by m-hadley:Quote by Raine: So wait, the immunity Failed?
Velveeta, I just turned on the span, can you fill me in on what happened?
Here's the word I just got from CREDO (formerly Working Assets):
Update on Illegal Wiretapping and Retroactive Immunity
Thanks to your actions, we've been successful in preventing the Senate from passing a wiretapping bill that grants retroactive immunity to AT&T and Verizon.
Just a little while ago, the Senate rejected attempts to rush this bill to passage, keeping alive our campaign to remove the immunity provisions. But while we've won the battle today, what happens later this week will determine whether the Senate will do the bidding of the White House or stand up for the Constitution. Tonight, if you watch Mr. Bush in his last State of the Union speech, be prepared to hear the fruits of your labors described as helping the terrorists -- but you know better.
Action Still Needed to Block Retroactive Immunity
The privacy-invading "Protect America Act" expires on February 1st. In coming days, the Senate will debate a series of amendments to the wiretapping legislation -- some good, some bad, but all of them vitally important when it comes to preserving our Constitution and upholding the rule of law. Here's what you can do.
The Senators listed below have been identified as swing votes on upcoming wiretapping amendments. If you have friends or family in the states below, please forward this email and ask that they contact their senators to oppose retroactive immunity, sweeping new powers for the Bush administration, and any new legislation that violates the Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.
Arizona -- John McCain, (202) 224-2235
Arkansas -- Blanche Lincoln, (202) 224-4843; Mark Pryor, (202) 224-2353
California -- Dianne Feinstein, (202) 224-3841
Colorado -- Ken Salazar, (202) 224-5852
Connecticut -- Joe Lieberman, (202) 224-4041
Delaware -- Thomas Carper, (202) 224-2441
Florida -- Bill Nelson, (202) 224-5274
Georgia -- Saxby Chambliss, (202) 224-3521
Hawaii -- Daniel Inouye, (202) 224-3934
Illinois -- Barack Obama, (202) 224-2854
Indiana -- Evan Bayh, (202) 224-5623
Louisiana -- Mary Landrieu, (202)224-5824
Maine -- Olympia Snowe, (202) 224-5344 and Susan Collins, (202) 224-2523
Maryland -- Barbara Mikulski, (202) 224-4654
Michigan -- Debbie Stabenow, (202) 224-4822
Minnesota -- Norm Coleman, (202) 224-5641
Missouri -- Claire McCaskill, (202) 224-6154
Nebraska -- Ben Nelson, (202) 224-6551
New Hampshire -- John Sununu, (202) 224-2841
New York -- Hillary Clinton, (202) 224-4451
North Carolina -- Elizabeth Dole, (202) 224-6342
Oregon -- Gordon Smith, (202) 224-3753
Pennsylvania -- Arlen Specter, (202) 224-4254
South Carolina -- Lindsey Graham, (202) 224-5972
South Dakota -- Tim Johnson, (202) 224-5842
Virginia -- John Warner, (202) 224-2023
West Virginia -- Robert Byrd, (202) 224-3954
Wisconsin -- Herb Kohl, (202) 224-5653
Thank you for working to build a better world.
Michael Kieschnick, President and Co-Founder
CREDO Mobile
Quote by Raine: GUh... John voight onCNN campaigning for Rudy... It looks really rahter sad, actually...
Are we there yet?
Quote by Raine: Texas Gov. Rick Perry endorses Rudy... Oh the things you learn on the Span that you really don't wanna know.
That pig just called NYC city a cesspool before Rudy took office. F*cking Fred.![]()
Quote by m-hadley: I was busy over at my blog, just had to get the Clintons latest scam (trying to count the delegates in Michigan and Florida) out of my system, before I could settle in to watch the LAST SOTU given by George W. Bush - yeeee haaah!!! Heya, velveeta jones, my ex is clean and sober for almost 8 years - and I totally applaud her for her efforts, I know that it isn't easy, but I gotta give you a shout out for sticking to it - way to go!!!
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Quote by m-hadley: Tweety gushing over Condi - I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit - I wish he would shut his pie hole.![]()
Quote by m-hadley: Tweety gushing over Condi - I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit - I wish he would shut his pie hole.![]()
Quote by velveeta jones: I'll be drinking sweet tea. Sober for 12 years, 10months, 321 days!!!!!
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Quote by Raine: God NAncy and dick... I wonder if they will play footsie tonite... :grumble:
Quote by Mondobubba:Quote by m-hadley: Tweety gushing over Condi - I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit - I wish he would shut his pie hole.![]()
Yep, same here. Need Listerine!
Quote by Mondobubba: Jena claps like she should be in the Special Olympics.
Quote by m-hadley:Quote by Mondobubba: Jena claps like she should be in the Special Olympics.
I think that she was in the pole vaulting (no, make that the pole dancing) competition ;)
Quote by TriSec: THese are just incoherent sentences strung together without any thought or meaning...
Quote by Mondobubba:Quote by m-hadley:Quote by Mondobubba: Jena claps like she should be in the Special Olympics.
I think that she was in the pole vaulting (no, make that the pole dancing) competition ;)
Into the penalty box with you! :tosses Raintini squeeze bottle to M-:
Quote by Raine: wages are NOT up.
Quote by Mondobubba:Quote by TriSec: THese are just incoherent sentences strung together without any thought or meaning...
Like that episode of Star Trek when they go to the Nazi planet?
Oh a joke. I real belly laugher! Where is my vodka??? Help...
Quote by TriSec: What tax relief is he talking about? I'm not in the top 1% of income earners...I didn't get any 'relief"...
Quote by TriSec: What tax relief is he talking about? I'm not in the top 1% of income earners...I didn't get any 'relief"...
Quote by m-hadley: Oh sure, why not make taxes voluntary for those snobs who make over 200 grand a year - what an idiot. I've got coffee in one hand and a v & cranberry in the other. The v beverage is going down a lot quicker. Did the drunken sailor just say something about balancing the budget? What a joke![]()
Quote by m-hadley: Oh sure, why not make taxes voluntary for those snobs who make over 200 grand a year - what an idiot. I've got coffee in one hand and a v & cranberry in the other. The v beverage is going down a lot quicker. Did the drunken sailor just say something about balancing the budget? What a joke![]()
Quote by velveeta jones: HIS-SPANISH????
Quote by Raine: NCLB? you are right, dumbya, no one can deny it's results.
(and is it me, or are the Repugs extra clappy???)
Quote by TriSec: Well, Hillary looks like she's having an anal exam, doesn't she?
Quote by TriSec: Well, Hillary looks like she's having an anal exam, doesn't she?
Quote by TriSec: Was that just my Senator checking out the Chinese Takeout menu???
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Quote by velveeta jones: Too bad gwb didn't get a good edumucachun.
Quote by TriSec: Is it just me, or does every closeup seem to feature someone wincing in pain?
Quote by Raine:Quote by velveeta jones: Too bad gwb didn't get a good edumucachun.
Are Childrens is learning.
Quote by Raine: NCLB? you are right, dumbya, no one can deny it's results.
(and is it me, or are the Repugs extra clappy???)
Quote by Raine: Digell was NOT sleeping, he was reading the speach... ;)
Quote by Mondobubba: Say switchgrass! SAY IT!
Quote by m-hadley: "Nukular" - I refreshing my beverage for that one...OMG - this is dumbya on overdrive...
Quote by Mondobubba:Quote by Raine: Digell was NOT sleeping, he was reading the speach... ;)
Yeah right.
Ohhh now he talks about the global warming and the flaven! Only SEVEN years too late.
Did he say something about clean coal? Again a greatest hit.
Quote by Raine::rofl:Quote by m-hadley: "Nukular" - I refreshing my beverage for that one...OMG - this is dumbya on overdrive...
Another drink...
OMG... he is talking about SKIN CELLS acting like embryonic stem cells?
What the fuck... drink I say... it is as good as switchgrass.
Quote by velveeta jones: DIV-ISTIC? What is that? I think you meant divisive. Boob.
Quote by TriSec: Oh, don't get me started on this, you've done NOTHING for new orleans or any other state wiped out by Katrina YOU FUCKING LYING SACK OF SHIT!!!
Quote by m-hadley: Did he just say "an up or down vote?" That's rich - has he talked to any of the Repubs who have rediscovered the filibuster? Guess not.
Quote by velveeta jones: How drunk are ya'll?![]()
Quote by Raine: Canada mexico the united states and New Orleans?:huh:
Quote by Mondobubba:Quote by velveeta jones: How drunk are ya'll?![]()
Sober as a Morman judge, VJ
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Quote by TriSec: Who had the freer elections, Georgia, former USSR, or Georgia USA?
dhiscuss.
Quote by TriSec: Oh, don't all those military guys look like they want to jump up and start shouting "LIAR!!!"
Quote by TriSec: Oh, don't all those military guys look like they want to jump up and start shouting "LIAR!!!"
Quote by m-hadley:Quote by TriSec: Who had the freer elections, Georgia, former USSR, or Georgia USA?
dhiscuss.
I'd say it was a toss up - at least over the water they had election monitors, something we need to employ here... Here comes the "surge is beautiful" part of the speech - I'm gagging on my coffee, gotta drink my adult beverage - vitamin v...
Quote by m-hadley: Here it comes - Hard work, makin' progress... I don't know how much more of this crap I can listen to...![]()
Quote by Mondobubba: Oh fuck you, you ferret-faced, lip less fraud! Here let me tea bag ya that shut you up!
:rofl:
Quote by TriSec: This is why I solemnly remove my headset and find something else to do whenever Momma and the Mooks go to a live feed...
Quote by Mondobubba: Ladies, is it just me or is that a friggin ugly suit that Condi is wearing???
Quote by m-hadley:Quote by Mondobubba: Ladies, is it just me or is that a friggin ugly suit that Condi is wearing???
Can I come out of the penalty box now Mondo (or is it Mr. Blackwell?)?
Now comes the pitch for FISA, He would rather let the wire-tapping law expire than give up his precious retroactive immunity for the law-breaking telecoms... Give me a freakin' break. What's he gonna do about Kenya, now that he's noticed that there may be a problem in Sudan (after many years ongoing...).
Can you say Commodity Cheese?
Quote by Raine: WE have entered full drinking mode. I think we lost Faye... :::hug:: for our fallen bretheren.
Quote by Mondobubba: Why is Condi wearing white before Memorial Day?
Quote by Raine:Quote by Mondobubba: Why is Condi wearing white before Memorial Day?
in advance... Condi wore white the day she joined this adminisitration.
Quote by m-hadley:Quote by Raine: WE have entered full drinking mode. I think we lost Faye... :::hug:: for our fallen bretheren.
I'm still with you all, just taking a break in the box (if you get my drift?)...
Quote by Raine:OMG... KO, calling this a *best of* SOTU address!!
Quote by Mondobubba: O K time for "The Wire"
Quote by livingonli: So, who's drunk?
Quote by velveeta jones: LAST SPEECH OF BUSH!!!!!
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Quote by TriSec: I feel unclean.
Quote by Mondobubba:Quote by velveeta jones: LAST SPEECH OF BUSH!!!!!
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Which is what Condi will be doing to Bush in about an hour.
Quote by TriSec: Ah, governor Sibelius. She who bore the strange son...
Quote by m-hadley:Quote by TriSec: Ah, governor Sibelius. She who bore the strange son...
I like what this woman is saying, though. Have I mentioned that I have a prison drama fixation - that game sounds kinda fun to me. Has anybody else watched every episode of "Oz"?