So, a wacko nut job makes a super bad video, them some equally heinous nut job translates said bad video and uploads to YouTube and all hell breaks loose. Mitt Romney thinks this is just dandy and in no way should we "apologize" that "we", as in Americans, for allowing this to happen without some sort of comment. Sure, we have freedom of speech, and that includes hate speech. Mitt Romney seems to think that as President his attitude should be: "yeah, we made that film bitches, what about it?" School yard bully tactic. No matter that this video doesn't speak for, well almost all of us. And the handful of people that worked on getting this video out - well most of us know it was just a small sampling of America. Those crazies that learned from the school of Karl Rove and his ilk.

But Mitt has a problem. He is in dire need of some help with his people skills and .... oh let's face it, Mitt needs a personality! Is there some sort of surgery to give him one? Should we start a fundraiser or is it too late?

I mean, this guy cannot even apologize for his no-apology statement! He attempted to, but it just came out like a bad cell phone call with lots of spurts of partial words mixed in with static. His advisors must be frustrated with him.

One of Rmoneys problems as I see it, is that he cannot afford to be labeled a "flip-flopper". That was a charge led by Republicans when John Kerry was running against Bush. Republicans invented the phrase and now it's come back to bite them in the ass. Really, no one cares about flip-flopping unless it's done solely for political gain; I mean, people can change their minds on subjects after doing research or perhaps it affects them personally. So Rmoney was once pro-gay rights and now he hates gay people; he was once pro-choice and now marches in tune with the teabaggers. Hey, maybe he'll adopt an embryo it's all the rage at the moment. (Forget children, just give them boots with straps - but an embryo won't nag you for an iPhone).

No, Rmoneys problem is he really is a robot. And a coward to boot. This man has no idea about regular Americans and their daily struggles. His biggest problem on the homefront is that his horse got busted for drugs and lost at the Olympics. Sure, his wife is ill, but they can afford the best doctors and treatment in the world! Try living on a waitress wage with no insurance and having MS and see what that feels like. It's worse than eating those bad home-made 7-11 cookies that's for sure!

Mitt cannot flop on his flip. This is what his presidency would be like. Just keep that in mind as you frantically help your neighbors get to the polls!

BTW, Velveeta watched the video dreck on the YouTubes. And all I can say is, "MY EYES, MY EYES". Seriously, I wanted to pelt my house with stones until I could drag myself out and kill me. It's that bad.