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North korea isn't freaking me out - yet, but I really think we need to look at this with great caution.
You know what funny, and really sad? that UN Arms treaty? Teabaggers hate it just as much as Iran...
Thatcher state funeral to be privatised
Responsible department: Cabinet Office
In keeping with the great lady's legacy, Margaret Thatcher's state funeral should be funded and managed by the private sector to offer the best value and choice for end users and other stakeholders.
The undersigned believe that the legacy of the former PM deserves nothing less and that offering this unique opportunity is an ideal way to cut government expense and further prove the merits of liberalised economics Baroness Thatcher spearheaded.
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So anonymous hacked Israel on International holocaust remembrance day...
... doesn't go as *planned* ....
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Westboro Baptist Church, they never fail to disapoint, do they?
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So anonymous hacked Israel on International holocaust remembrance day...
... doesn't go as *planned* ....
Well done, Anonymous. You screwed with the wrong government. For a bunch of people who are suppose to be on the cyber cutting edge, do they know Israel is cyber powerhouse?
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Steven Stills has a bit more of a temper than I imagined he would.
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So, I had a "Haram" Martini yesterday. (It was the last of my mother's gin.) And I"m only keeping brandy in the house right now. That's Halal, right? Plain old grapes are the source material, after all....
< dodges lightning bolt >
(Actually, I know a few Muslims that drink beer and wine, but won't touch the hard stuff.)
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AKA reasons why I don't have a kid.
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Mornin' all & Happy Mondee..
You might think the order of words in this headline is wrong. I assure you it's not.
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April 8, 2013
Office of the Tribunal Secretary
I hereby declare that a state of war now exists between myself and the individual responsible for deciding that the computer keypad and the phone keypad should be in reverse order.
This outright abuse of every sensibility of modern times is an outrage against all of humanity and must be corrected.
The struggle will be long and hard, but we shall see it through to ultimate victory, and a relief of all the oppressed mis-dialers around the world!
(flybys, parades, goose-stepping troops. etc.)
<-- shakes fist at cloud.
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MONDO: you must read this thread.
If they sound like they are reading a script, I ask for their supervisor so I can get a real answer quickly.
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mmmm
Just walked through the break room and there's hot dogs steaming and the freezer is full of Hoodsie cups. Opening Day pahty at 2PM today.
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Yes, Mondo hates people who seem to think it is sport to fuck with CSRs.
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MONDO: you must read this thread.
If they sound like they are reading a script, I ask for their supervisor so I can get a real answer quickly.
Of course they are reading a script, asshole. It's called symptom and resolution database. It is how they fix your problem. if you knew the first thing about customer service operations, you would know that that supervisor you are attributing some sort of omniscient god-like powers to is going to use the same fricking database, fucktard.
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Good news, bad new on my friend's ex. He's off the respirator. Bad news, he has a TBI. They are waiting on the neurologist to find out how much brain damage he has.
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Good news, bad new on my friend's ex. He's off the respirator. Bad news, he has a TBI. They are waiting on the neurologist to find out how much brain damage he has.
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I thought you would have gotten a chuckle out of RYFM and PEBCAC.
I did, I just learned that.
I will say this, using online shlongcast customer service -- that is a friggin joke.
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MONDO: you must read this thread.
If they sound like they are reading a script, I ask for their supervisor so I can get a real answer quickly.
Of course they are reading a script, asshole. It's called symptom and resolution database. It is how they fix your problem. if you knew the first thing about customer service operations, you would know that that supervisor you are attributing some sort of omniscient god-like powers to is going to use the same fricking database, fucktard.
I thought you would have gotten a chuckle out of RYFM and PEBCAC.
I did, I just learned that.
I will say this, using online shlongcast customer service -- that is a friggin joke.
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I thought you would have gotten a chuckle out of RYFM and PEBCAC.
I did, I just learned that.
I will say this, using online shlongcast customer service -- that is a friggin joke.
Interesting...I"ve had the opposite experience with them. The last time I spoke to a phone rep, I almost went all 'neocon' on them and was on the verge of demanding they transfer me to an American. (this one was painfully obvious.) Their chat client is oh so much more pleasant and easier to work with. (and the last time I used that, my issue was fixed easily.)
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MONDO: you must read this thread.
If they sound like they are reading a script, I ask for their supervisor so I can get a real answer quickly.
Of course they are reading a script, asshole. It's called symptom and resolution database. It is how they fix your problem. if you knew the first thing about customer service operations, you would know that that supervisor you are attributing some sort of omniscient god-like powers to is going to use the same fricking database, fucktard.
I thought you would have gotten a chuckle out of RYFM and PEBCAC.
I did, I just learned that.
I will say this, using online shlongcast customer service -- that is a friggin joke.
Didn't know PEBCAC. Which part of Kabletown's online customer service were you using?