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All Hail Ivanka and Alex
Author: velveeta jones    Date: 04/15/2018 14:30:08

They couldn't be more different; Ivanka our current temporary Sec. of State and the only man who speaks truth in all caps all the time, Alex Jones. But other than President/Chief of Staff/Communications Director Donald Trump, they're the most powerful people in our country.

Recently, Ivanka graced the county of Peru with her presence in a stunning $1700 floral dress from Altuzarra and shoes by Ivanka Trump. Reminding everyone that she is a shoe designer as well as a mover and shaker in global politics. One thing she doesn't have is a security clearance, but those things are such a hassle.

The President/Chief of Staff/Communications Director is way too busy making sure the bombs go the right way to Syria, and warning his friends in Russia via Twitter before they do, to take time for "International Summits". Thankfully, Ivanka is more than qualified for this.

And, unlike our last SoS who was old and creepy, Ivanka keeps us up to date on her affairs through her Instagram account!

Alex Jones is a media mogul of a different sort. Over the past year or so, he's been embroiled in a nasty divorce and child custody suit. His ex-wife is just unreasonable; demanding that he not drink and/or curse in front of the children. But Alex is doing the Lords work! Without Alex Jones and InfoWars I think it's safe to say we'd all be utterly clueless about what is really happening in our country. Many people still believe that 9/11 was done by Radical Islamic Jihadists and that Sandy Hook school "shooting" was real. No one has put together the fact that those child crisis actors at Sandy Hook would be the SAME AGE as the more recent fake shooting at Parkland. Those actors are truly committed to their roles!

For those of you not aware of the power of Mr. Jones, here's a recent clip.

The fact that Alex feels that Trump has turned on him and, and, I'm sorry, hold on it's so hard to type and and I just feel that, I'm sorry. It's getting hard to see the keyborad through tears. Its just just --- poor Alex ppoor Alex. And his kids, I mean his kids, right? I just can't any more.

I'll try to add more about crisis actors latter today if I can recover from watching this horribly sad video of poor Alex. What is happening to our country?

Oh, also, we bombed Syria.


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