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Michael is trying to figure out how to upload pitures to FB.
Author: velveeta jones    Date: 02/15/2009 14:30:58

Michael W. Savage is trying to figure out how to upload pitures to FB………22 hours ago.
Sean Hannity | Dude get your kids to show you. I had my lawn boy, Jesus or whoever, help me with mine.

Rush Limbaugh | I just hire people to do this shit.

Michael posted a note: 25 Random Things About Me

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people (if you can) to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.

1. I wrote a lot of books about herbs. I’m famous for them.
2. I am NOT gay and I DID NOT have a crush on Allen Ginsberg.
3. Allen Ginsberg was a wanker; and I hated him!
4. I have never been to a gay bathhouse in hippie-ville San Fransisco.
5. My son, Russell, created the hippie drink “Rockstar Energy Drink” and he’s more conservative than me! Bwahahahaha.
6. I do not like masculine bodies….. not in any way.
(more)

Ann Coulter mentioned Michael in her note 25 Random Things

Michael is hungover ……. Sunday 3:37pm.

Ann Coulter | OMG, you were a freak at Rush’s party!! What the hell??

Rush Limbaugh | He was? I don’t remember much. Thanks for the present Mike. Those babies are much needed for my knee. Lot of pain with that.

Ann Coulter | Rush, its your back, not your knee. Ass. Get your story straight!!

Michael W. Savage | Ug. What did I do? Say? Oh God oh God. It was those pills that Rush gave me! I swear!

Ann Coulter | Mike, you were chasing Jon Voight and Sean around the pool and saying you wanted to take a nude swim with them! You wouldn’t stop! You’re such a fag when you party.

Sean Hannity | You said you were a “weiner fitter” and you needed to “measure” me. WTF?

(2 more comments)

Michael W. Savage Yes, I did, really. It was just performance art. I’m sorry you people just don’t get it!

Michael bought 12 cheap factories in his city “Weiner Town” in Metropolis.

Michael is getting ready for a big party at Rush’s house in Palm Beach. Very exciting to finally get an invite!

Michael wrote on Sean Hannity’s wall.
Sean Hannity | Dude! Is that a joke?




 

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Comment by AuntAzalea on 02/15/2009 15:30:56


Comment by trojanrabbit on 02/15/2009 15:36:45






A real solitudinous day at the Fortress of Solitude. For some reason this work PC has a decent sized subwoofer on it. So I'm giving it a workout.

Comment by velveeta jones on 02/15/2009 16:03:25
Oh damn, I just saw the iPod 8 ball thingy on FB. I could'a had fun w/ that! :rofl:

Comment by BobR on 02/15/2009 16:06:12
:rofl:



I hope we don't get sued.... :P

Comment by Mondobubba on 02/15/2009 16:31:04
OMG! :rofl: :thud:

Comment by livingonli on 02/15/2009 17:08:36
:rofl: OMG, genius. This is probably what it would like if these nutballs were on facebook. Hey, we know that some are on twitter like Karl Rove.

Comment by Mondobubba on 02/15/2009 17:22:43
:grabs beer helmet: Hooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee y'all! The DAYtona Five Hunnert's on today!

Comment by Raine on 02/15/2009 20:13:07
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



This is absofuckinlutley brilliant!

Comment by m-hadley on 02/15/2009 20:34:53
Another brilliant post, VJ,

I like it almost as much as the comment that you actually left on my FC page "The Book Dealio"- that was a classic :clap:

Cheers,

mfaye & :peace:

Comment by Raine on 02/15/2009 21:47:01
Zomg... Sean Hannity does the twitter... and I just picked up this piece of delightfulness :



Hannity: Reservations at Plunder tonight, looking forward to dessert. What are YOU doing for V-Day?

3:56 PM yesterday from web



In response, A person asked Sean Hannity on Twitter (name removed) :



(anon) @hannity: what are YOU having for dessert?

[his response, in 2 tweets]



a dessert for two with Tahitian vanilla bean ice cream in a pool of Cognac, drizzled in the world's most expensive chocolate

4:19 PM yesterday from web



..., covered with shaved white, black and clear truffles, and topped with edible 25-karat gold leaf.

4:19 PM yesterday from web





(anon) That sounds like the most delicious thing in the world! Enjoy every bite.



:rofl:





Sean REALLY cares about the little guy... you betcha!









Comment by Raine on 02/15/2009 22:06:34
In Hindsite... I hope sean got laid last night.



That is a hellova dessert. Bless his lil heart.

Comment by Mondobubba on 02/16/2009 00:45:49
Quote by Raine:

Zomg... Sean Hannity does the twitter... and I just picked up this piece of delightfulness :



Hannity: Reservations at Plunder tonight, looking forward to dessert. What are YOU doing for V-Day?

3:56 PM yesterday from web



In response, A person asked Sean Hannity on Twitter (name removed) :



(anon) @hannity: what are YOU having for dessert?

[his response, in 2 tweets]



a dessert for two with Tahitian vanilla bean ice cream in a pool of Cognac, drizzled in the world's most expensive chocolate

4:19 PM yesterday from web



..., covered with shaved white, black and clear truffles, and topped with edible 25-karat gold leaf.

4:19 PM yesterday from web





(anon) That sounds like the most delicious thing in the world! Enjoy every bite.



:rofl:





Sean REALLY cares about the little guy... you betcha!











That is from Thursday's episode of 30 Rock. Alec Baldwin's character's dialog.

Comment by livingonli on 02/16/2009 01:03:25
Holy shit! The Simpsons are in HD.

Comment by Raine on 02/16/2009 01:17:53
Ok eopel, I cannot believe this only got 2 diggs. SEriously!

Comment by Mondobubba on 02/16/2009 01:25:22
Quote by Raine:

Ok eopel, I cannot believe this only got 2 diggs. SEriously!




Eopel? Maybe that's why we got two digs.

Comment by livingonli on 02/16/2009 01:57:23
Is someone drunk blogging?

Comment by livingonli on 02/16/2009 02:21:52
They're mixing the audio of the Christian Bale tape on Family Guy.

Comment by clintster on 02/16/2009 02:40:41
Quote by livingonli:

They're mixing the audio of the Christian Bale tape on Family Guy.


And for your enjoyment, the uncensored version:



Comment by livingonli on 02/16/2009 03:06:06
Check out the note I just put up on my facebook page.

Comment by Scoopster on 02/16/2009 04:09:47
Good evening you wild & crazy guys.. :rofl:



So I managed to see a pair of really good movies today.. First up was There WilL be Blood. Absolutely excellent! Ended on a bit of a down note but you can't beat that viral quote.



Second was Michael Moore's Sicko. Now, I'm not really too big a fan of Moore personally. But there's not much question that his works, flawed and edited for effect as they are, make excellent points, make you think of things differently, and bring things to light that you hadn't heard before. Like the Nixon tape where he colludes to give away health care to the HMOs.