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Author: velveeta jones    Date: 10/04/2015 14:53:54

I will build a great wall — and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me —and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words. ~~ Donald Trump

It occurs to me that I like people who speak in simple terms with easy answers, like, "would you like fries with that", "paper or plastic" "do you take cream in your coffee". These are concepts that my little mind can handle. I just want to live a simple life in simple times where "stuff happens" and I have no control over events.

Which is why I think I may support Donald Trump.

He's just so easy on the brain. Sure, there's other good choices like Mike Huckabee with his running mate Kim Davis. But would I be required to wear my hair that long and hideous and frumpy potoato sack dresses in a Huckabee era? That's my fear.

But Trump!
The wall will go up and Mexico will start behaving.

This is something I can get onboard with. Yes, Mexico, build us a damn wall to keep to yourselves then leave us the hell alone! I suspect that Donald told his infant kids to change their own diaper. Hell YES! Donald doesn't like immigrants unless they are "hot" and open to marrying him. (See wife #1 and #3).

But I don't want you to think Donald views himself at the biggest, best thing on the planet. Clearly he concedes that he's number 2. Here he is speaking with a Christian Broadcasting reporter when asked "who is God"?

Well, I say God is the ultimate. You know, you look at this? Here we are on the Pacific Ocean. How did I ever own this? [Golf course] I bought it 15 years ago. I made one of the great deals, they say, ever. I have no more mortgage on it, as I will certify and represent to you. And I was able to buy this and make a great deal. That’s what I want to do for the country: Make great deals. We have to, we have to bring it back. But God is the ultimate. I mean, God created this [points to his golf course and nature surrounding it], and here’s the Pacific Ocean right behind us. So nobody, no thing, no — there’s nothing like God.

He can do great things for this country and he's such a smart guy. He says so often in his twitter account.
Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure; it's not your fault.

I know what you're thinking, "where's the policy stuff, the meat and potatoes stuff other than fixing that pesky Mexican problem?" Here's his take on fixing our economy, climate change and other important issues:
I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created.

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let’s say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. All the time.

Well you bomb the hell out of them [ISIS] and then you encircle it, and then you go in. And you let Mobil go in, and you let our great oil companies go in. Once you take that oil they have nothing left.

Ice storm rolls from Texas to Tennessee - I'm in Los Angeles and it's freezing. Global warming is a total, and very expensive, hoax!

I was over in Moscow two years ago and I will tell you - you can get along with those people and get along with them well. You can make deals with those people. Obama can't.

Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again--just watch. He can do much better!

While Bette Midler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.

A simple man for our complex times! He has my vote. Now, I shall drink coffee.


Wait, did I write this? Crap.

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