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Author: velveeta jones    Date: 04/17/2016 13:06:39

Velveeta is at a complete loss as to why my candidate, Mr. Donald J. Trump is being treated so unfairly by both the RNC and the state of New York. Donald is clearly the frontrunner in both votes and delegates but in more than a few states the delegates get split unevenly away from Donald. In fact one state, Colorado (where they smoke pot need I remind you), Trump won the vote by over 200 Million yet every single delegate went to Ted OOze. Sorry, Cruz.

The RNC Chariman, Rance Priebus, released a very lame and frankly a very terse and condescending statement via, of all things, a tweet:

Nomination process known for a year + beyond. It's the responsibility of the campaigns to understand it. Complaints now? Give us all a break

On CNN he told Wolf Blitzer:
This is a very normal system that we've been using for many years. And by the way, if anyone wants to reform the system, they can do so on the Rules Committee, because every four years, the Rules Committee gets together and they write the rules for the nomination of our party. So that's who writes the rules. It's not the RNC that writes the rules to determine the system.

Wow. What an arrogant ass.

How dare they try to steal the vote from the man who will Make America Great Again™.

Meanwhile in New York, the Republicans changed the rules regarding voter registration without informing the Trumps! Can you imagine? Now, two of Donald's children as well as many of his employees cannot vote in the primary for Donald! Really this is unacceptable. Donald had a staff member write an op-ed to the Wall Street Journal entitled, "Let Me Ask a Question". It was a brilliant article that Donald could have written himself, but that he's such a busy man.

My campaign strategy is to win with the voters. Ted Cruz’s campaign strategy is to win despite them.

What we are seeing now is not a proper use of the rules, but a flagrant abuse of the rules. Delegates are supposed to reflect the decisions of voters, but the system is being rigged by party operatives with “double-agent” delegates who reject the decision of voters.

The American people can have no faith in such a system. It must be reformed.

Just as I have said that I will reform our unfair trade, immigration and economic policies that have also been rigged against Americans, so too will I work closely with the chairman of the Republican National Committee and top GOP officials to reform our election policies. Together, we will restore the faith—and the franchise—of the American people.

Bravo Mr. Trump! I suggest we waterboard some of these GOP officials until they consent to revise these odious rules. Donald will win the primary in one of three ways, winning the delegates despite the cheaters, overwhelming the popular vote so that the RNC has no choice or, by getting his supporters to riot. Imagine billions and billions of Americans descending on the capital steps in order to install our rightful leader to the throne oval office. It could happen.

In other noteworthy news, Sarah Palin will no longer debate that elementary school "science" teacher Bill Nye over "Global Warming" or "Climate Change" or what-have-you. Utter nonsense. It was warm when Jesus ruled the Earth so why isn't that good enough? Bill Nye can go back to making Potato alarm clocks or whatever he does.

Next week: Here's what I don't understand about the NC bathroom law. You mean to say, that if Velveeta dressed up as a man - if that were possible - in an attempt to snare a hot male in a sexual encounter in a Male restroom wouldn't that encounter fail because he'd obviously be gay if he thought I was another man and discovered I wasn't a man? This law is confusing. There must be easier ways to pick up men. I'll investigate.

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