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Author: velveeta jones    Date: 09/24/2017 17:11:18

Velveeta has taken up yoga as a hobby! It’s quite relaxing and restores inner peace and serenity, especially if one does it with doctor approved meds that keep one calm in these trying times. During this morning’s yoga tenue I found myself relaxing into a deep meditation which propelled my consciousness on a journey leading me to a profound revelation. I was awakened to a utopian concept that would benefit all mankind; especially making America great again.

As you are aware, our amazing president, who was recently honored by North Korea’s ugly little leader as being a “dotard” (one that is doted over) has a plan to evict all those children that Obama let into the country through DACA. Now for those who don’t know, DACA stands for Delinquent Adolescent Child Aliens or something along those lines. Basically, the kids who come here against their will from certain countries via our Southern border. Countries like Mexico, El Salvador, Guam or Puerto Rico. These children, and their parents of course, are not here legally and must leave at once!

Now, you’d think he could just do this with the sweep of his hand, “Begone peasants”! But alas, he has kicked this back to Congress to make it a law. Oh, but it would be just so darn easy to write an Executive Order and start the process so we can begin buiding the wall! Everything takes such a long time to accomplish thanks to Obama mucking Washington up with his regulations and such. So boring!

It’s likely that it will just take an exceptionally long time as even Republicans want to stall on evicting these little rugrats from our country:

The president is likely to couch his decision in legalese. Many on the right, even those who support protections for children brought into the country illegally through no fault of their own, argue that DACA is unconstitutional because former President Barack Obama carried it out unilaterally instead of working through Congress.
Some Republican lawmakers, including Florida Sen. Marco Rubio, have said that Congress needs to pass a law to protect the so-called Dreamers.
“My hope is that as part of this process we can work on a way to deal with this issue and solve it through legislation, which is the right way to do it and the constitutional way to do it,” Rubio told CNN in June.

Little Marco you are such a – NO, I won’t go there. I’ve have attained a higher contact with my inner spirit and I’ll not ruin this peacefulness that I’ve achieved by calling Marco Rubio a small insignificant little peon that doesn't know when to shut up and get behind our president.

This leads me to tell you of my revelation that I had this morning during Samadhi. It’s all so simple. President Trump is tired of all those people – you know who I mean. Recently he called out those that kneel during our National Anthem. Perhaps you’ve noticed that, and there’s really no PC way to say this, they are black. Again, I don’t want to sound like those few bad apples that showed up in Charlottesville, but you know. I mean, you know!
Well are you aware that their great, great grandparents were brought here against their will? So in a way, they are also qualified to be evicted, right? Why, they've never even been asked to take a citizenship test! I mean, think about it. Now that I’m saying this, I can see how some of you might think this is racist, after all, it’s not the whites that came here against their will, it’s just coincidence really. Yes, coincidence that’s all.

I do propose to bring this up to President Trump when I see him next month at a Mar-a-Largo function (I bought a ticket to hear him speak for only $15,400. A great deal if you think about it). I think he’ll agree with me that it’s a wonderful plan towards Making America Great Again! Though I know some of you will no doubt disagree.

I plan on doing more of this Yoga stuff and see what other nuggets of wisdom come to me! I just wish I could remember which combo of medication I took. Which ones…..? I may need to go meditate on that first.

NEXT WEEK: Wonder Woman movie is a desperate attempt to turn American's young girls into feminists and lesbians.


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