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Ratings! And Other Great Ideas
Author: velveeta jones    Date: 02/25/2018 17:28:59

President Trump has the best ideas; he'll be the first to tell you that. And he has at least 10 idea's to solve the gun mental health problem. But he's not going to tell you all his idea's because he wants to hear other idea's first. That's called being a "team player".

So he called in a select group from Marjory Stoneman Douglas High to listen and throw out some very well thought out points. Like, the real culprits are video games and violent movies. He boldly suggested that perhaps there should be some sort of ratings system for them.
"We have to look at the Internet, because a lot of bad things are happening to young kids and young minds, and their minds are being formed. And we have to do something about maybe what they’re seeing and how they’re seeing it,” Trump said. “And also video games. I’m hearing more and more people say the level of violence in video games is really shaping young people’s thoughts. And then you go the further step and that’s the movies. You see these movies, they’re so violent and yet a kid is able to see a movie if sex isn’t involved, but killing is involved. Maybe they have to put a rating system for that.

I can tell you that Velveeta's alter ego would say about her XboxOne ".... from my cold dead hands..."

I do agree that they should have some sort of ratings, have you seen how big Tomb Raiders boobs are? XXX in my opinion!

One of his better idea's that's really gaining traction is to arm teachers, staff and janitors at schools with weapons. Even giving them a bump in salary to make them feel comfortable with the possibility of shooting one of their students. "Come on you whiny little 3rd grader, complain about my Tuna Surprise and fruit slices one mo' time", says the lunch lady with the Beretta M9. This will keep the rug-rats in line!

Of course we need to address mental illness which according to Donald Trump is "really bad". One of his idea's is to make some sort of law that would make it harder for the mentally ill to have access to these types of assault weapons. This is the kind of forward moving thinking that this country needs and it's such a shame that his predecessor couldn't think of these ground-breaking ideas.

Another problem we're having are those annoying high schoolers inserting themselves into the gun debate, as well as the "Lame Stream Media". (Gosh, I miss Sarah. I wonder what she's up to?) Velveeta's new hero, Dana Loesch, recently told us that the media doesn't care about black people and that we have a love for watching mass shootings.
"Many in legacy media love mass shootings. You guys love it," Dana Loesch said Thursday. "Now I'm not saying that you love the tragedy. But I am saying that you love the ratings. Crying white mothers are ratings gold to you and many in the legacy media in the back (of the room)."
"And notice I said 'crying white mothers' because there are thousands of grieving black mothers in Chicago every weekend, and you don't see town halls for them, do you?" Loesch asked. "Where's the CNN town hall for Chicago? Where's the CNN town hall for sanctuary cities?"

Yeah, where are the town halls for black mothers? She and the NRA care deeply about black victims - except the ones that collect welfare, sell drugs, support Black Lives Matter, commit crimes, are in prison, hate cops, live in public housing or are single parents. Otherwise, they love all the blacks!

So, here are the big idea's. Let's get started and ban bump stocks for anyone under 21 years of age.


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