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Aiming my butthole at the sun
Author: TriSec    Date: 12/07/2019 10:55:35

Some days, I just can't even...


I'm sure you've seen this making the rounds. I can only ask myself, "What the fresh hell is this?"

Despite what it's sole practitioner will tell you, this is clear evidence that we have strayed far from God's light in these United States. But I'll let her tell it....

The California woman says she's been including the 'perineum sunning' in her "daily rising routine" and has been raving about the health benefits.

She claims by sunning her anus and vagina, she's had better sleep as the practice "regulates circadian rhythm" and has increased energy and "creativity in life".

Megan says she spends five minutes in the morning, but even just 30 seconds is enough.

"This is truly more energising than slamming cups of coffee and is a great alternative to consuming neurotoxic coffee and caffeine that can disrupt your adrenal gland health," she explains.

After a lot of interest, she posted a follow-up Instagram post, explaining the practice is "an ancient Taoist practice that originated in the Far East".

I don't know about you, but if I happened upon a group of ancient Taoists engaged in this practice, I'd be gravely concerned for their well-being.

But given the climate that has allowed the rise of anti-vaccine culture, as well as a whole host of bizarre treatments and practices for all sorts of medical conditions, I suppose this wasn't too far behind.

I am heartened, at least, that another celebrity tried this, and his brutal honesty about the practice actually seemed to put the brakes on this before it truly took off.

Josh Brolin is recovering after he suffered a sunburn in an unpleasant place. The Avengers: Endgame actor revealed on Instagram Friday that after jumping on the newest trend, “perineum sunning,” he suffered a serious burn to his backside that left him unable to take part in Black Friday shopping with his family.

“Tried this perineum sunning that I’ve been hearing about and my suggestion is DO NOT do it as long as I did,” Brolin warned any of his followers who may be considering adopting the trend. “My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain.”

Ah, but you know us! Somewhere out there on those vast interwebs of ours, somebody is saying "Hold my beer!".


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