Oh it's good to be back. Dear readers, what a traumatic experience your Velveeta suffered last week; I was KIDNAPPED! I simply attended the inauguration on Friday - and OH what a glorious day it was, then whilst taking a tour of our nation's capital on Saturday, I was swept up in what can only be described as a mob of angry lesbian baby killers! I was paralyzed with fear and even if I'd wanted to move I was surrounded by a mass of bodies, yelling and screaming and large signs and, and......... it was horrible! I'm sure I passed out several times, only to awake with yet another foul-laden chant drowning out my wails.