And so I did; now you should know that when Velveeta hears the word “evacuate†she hears “take a vacationâ€. Two weeks in St. Thomas should do the trick and keep me safe from this large overbearing storm named after Harvey Fierstein. After making my preparations which consisted of hiring Mexicans to board up the house, stock piling pallets of food, water, medicine and medical supplies (just in case), lumber and cleaning supplies and locking them away in a safe storage facility, I got on a cruise ship and headed to sandy beaches and cocktails!
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