With apologies to Prince.
All my friends tell me
About the votes they've cast
Can't they see what they're doing to me?
It makes me feel so bad
'Cause I'm so alone
It ain't like the count is ended
But more like it never started
The President my friends rap about I keep anticipating
I try so hard but don't you know, my patience is fading away, away
I'm waiting for that win
I wish on every star above
Waiting for the Electoral College to come around
Waiting for the Count to come around