Here we are. The last debate. John MCCain promisies to
"Whip his you know what" You may know who He is talking about better as
That One.
Either way, here we are... waiting for the final debate of this election season that has seen more highs and lows that I think any of us has ever seen in any sports game. Thisis it. This is the beginning of the fourth quarter. We have less than 21 days to go, andanything can happen. Damn, I will stop here. I am just not that good at sports analogies. However, we have a game tonite, so I ask, PLEASE do
NOT play if the sudden urge to drink happens every time you hear
My Friends. (you know who I am talking about!! !:rofl:
)
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We are leaving Bingo Alone tonite. Enough wastin' people's precious Ink. Here we go:
Every time John McCain mentions his
POW experience, praise him and drink.
Everytime
Obama praises John MCCain, Drink
Every time Obama says
change, Drink
Every time John McCain tries to associate Barack Obama with an
unsavory character, drink.
Every time someone says
bailout you have to
finish your drink and pour another.Every time John McCain says
"my friends", spit out your drink and shout "I am not your friend" at the television.Every time
"evil", "evil doers", or anything with
evil is mentioned, drink.
Every time John McCain threatens
Iran, drink.
Every time Barack Obama ties
John McCain to George W. Bush, drink and wish for better days.
Every time John McCain displays how hopelessly out of touch he is, drink a Gin Rickey -- if you can't, consider yourself lucky and
DO NOT drink.
Every time John McCain refers to the
USSR or any other non-existent formerly communist country, drink.
Every time John McCain mentions
Sarah Palin, Drink. After all, if Sarah Palin is around,
someone is waiting for 2 am...If anyone mentions a
golden parachute, Drink.
When
NATO membership is mentioned, Drink
If John McCain doesn't show up, Drink.
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So there you go. Just a little while longer and we will be on our way. Hope to see you inside...
:peace: and
Raine
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