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11 Things for Ron Paul
Author: velveeta jones    Date: 06/10/2012 13:13:57

No?
Is he really giving up? Is there really only one clown in the clown car now?
This is such disappointing news, frankly I think he should disown that Rand Paul. Take him right out of the will and get back into the race. And herewith, I present some ideas for him to get some media attention, since that seemed to be his problem; no one was paying attention to him anymore. He is like that sad little man that lives up the street that you suspect goes through the trash bins in the neighborhood while everyone is asleep.

So here ya go Ron.

11 Things Ron Paul Can Do to Stay In The Race


1. Pay us.
Sure some people won't need incentive but others will need a push, say between $1,500 - $25,000. Put me on the high end. I'd pull the lever for 25K at this point, sure.

2. Begin a reality show death contest for VP. Nothing spells ratings and media attention like an unscripted death match that has been highly edited for ultimate viewing. Can't wait to see if Jeb Bush leaves Michelle Bachmann hanging off that bridge or takes the high road and rescues her.

3. Get arrested with Lindsay Lohan while clubbing out in L.A.

4. Go on Dr. Drew and tell the world that you are going into rehab for your drug and sex addiction and that Lindsay is coming with you. Vow that you and she will be rehabilitated and that she will win an Oscar during your second term as President.

5. Make the internet free. Ban ISP's from charging to connect to the internet ever. Free porn for everyone!

6. Start a cult. Say that an Angel directed your metal detector to a buried box where you found an old, old, book that only you can translate and directs you to start an entirely new religion. The book is what gave you the idea for free internet.

7. Have a huge concert featuring everyone from Hologram Lynyrd Skynyd to Skrillex, Trace Atkins, Kate Bush, Sam Bush, Ghostface Killa, what's left of the Grafeful Dead, Ziggy Marley, Barry Manilow, Nicki Minaj, Back Street Boys, Beach Boys, Jay-Z, Taylor Swift and a special appearance of Lil Wayne doing a duet with Cindi Lauper. Make the concert free. Pass out drugs.

8. Get caught in a bathroom stall with Larry Craig and Mitt Romney.

9. Design a superhero outfit and go around the country saving kittens and rescuing people.

10. Convince everyone that this entire campaign has been an elaborate performance art piece, done without any government grants, and that you need the entire country to complete the art piece. We'll all be famous!

11. Become a nudist. Start the Ayn Rand Nudist Colony and Tiki Bar. Convince the American people that this is really what Ayn was preaching and that this is what real freedom is all about.

You've got my number Ron, call me, I want to help. Really. I do.
 

11 comments (Latest Comment: 06/11/2012 14:36:59 by Will in Chicago)
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Comment by Raine on 06/10/2012 15:14:20
I Think there are some really catchy ideas here!

(One thing tho-- regarding #6, I thought he was already the head of a cult?)

Comment by Raine on 06/10/2012 15:16:57
BTW, am I the only one that found it HYSTERICAL that Rand endorsed Mittens?

Paul Bot heads are esplodin'!

Comment by trojanrabbit on 06/10/2012 15:18:56
Dial Global hosts (Stephanie, Ed Schultz, Thom Hartman) no longer on the air in Boston.

Comment by Raine on 06/10/2012 15:20:02
Quote by trojanrabbit:
Dial Global hosts (Stephanie, Ed Schultz, Thom Hartman) no longer on the air in Boston.
When did that happen? Do you know why?


Comment by BobR on 06/10/2012 15:38:01
12: Hook up with Ross Perot and do a duet of "R-E-S-P-E-C-T"

Comment by trojanrabbit on 06/10/2012 15:58:20
Quote by Raine:
Quote by trojanrabbit:
Dial Global hosts (Stephanie, Ed Schultz, Thom Hartman) no longer on the air in Boston.
When did that happen? Do you know why?


Sounds like starting Monday. Here's Revolution Boston's schedule

Not really sure what happened. Here's some speculation. . Jeff Santos is still involved and it's still remaining progressive, so it looks like a contract issue with Dial Global. Is Santos not paying the bills or is D-G charging too much for Santos' taste? Does D-G have someplace else to go? Dunno.

There's a minor shakeup probably coming with Clear Channel recently buying another FM station and blowing it up. Possibly moving their "Rush Radio" RWNM to FM. That would leave Stephanie's former home (1200) open with an upgraded transmitter. Or CC may decide to simulcast or go Spanish. The flip isn't happening until late July though.

Comment by livingonli on 06/10/2012 16:34:34
At least New York does air Ed and Thom and I can watch Momma on Current. I may have to look at my backups if I decide not to renew my XM subscription in a few months even though it's principally just to listen in the car now but 1600 AM has a shitty signal where I live. And at least today I have an early shift doing the Orioles-Phillies game on MASN 2 which means I can watch the Sunday night cartoons when I get home.

Comment by Raine on 06/10/2012 20:41:00
Quote by trojanrabbit:
Quote by Raine:
Quote by trojanrabbit:
Dial Global hosts (Stephanie, Ed Schultz, Thom Hartman) no longer on the air in Boston.
When did that happen? Do you know why?


Sounds like starting Monday. Here's Revolution Boston's schedule

Not really sure what happened. Here's some speculation. . Jeff Santos is still involved and it's still remaining progressive, so it looks like a contract issue with Dial Global. Is Santos not paying the bills or is D-G charging too much for Santos' taste? Does D-G have someplace else to go? Dunno.

There's a minor shakeup probably coming with Clear Channel recently buying another FM station and blowing it up. Possibly moving their "Rush Radio" RWNM to FM. That would leave Stephanie's former home (1200) open with an upgraded transmitter. Or CC may decide to simulcast or go Spanish. The flip isn't happening until late July though.

This looks totally like a contract issue with Dial. It also looks like a hot mess. Progressive media shooting itself in the foot again?


Comment by Raine on 06/10/2012 20:48:34
Quote by trojanrabbit:
Quote by Raine:
Quote by trojanrabbit:
Dial Global hosts (Stephanie, Ed Schultz, Thom Hartman) no longer on the air in Boston.
When did that happen? Do you know why?


Sounds like starting Monday. Here's Revolution Boston's schedule.
Am I reading this right? Santos has 2 shows??




Comment by trojanrabbit on 06/10/2012 22:02:52
Quote by Raine:
Quote by trojanrabbit:
Quote by Raine:
Quote by trojanrabbit:
Dial Global hosts (Stephanie, Ed Schultz, Thom Hartman) no longer on the air in Boston.
When did that happen? Do you know why?


Sounds like starting Monday. Here's Revolution Boston's schedule.
Am I reading this right? Santos has 2 shows??




Looks that way.

Though a good bit of the first show is replaying interviews from previous shows.

Comment by Will in Chicago on 06/11/2012 14:36:59
I hope to work in Metro Boston, but if this is the line up, I may do a lot of streaming. I am sorry but replacing an hour of Thom Hartmann and an hour of Norman Goldman with Jeff Santos' Rebuild America did not go over well. I hope that the Dial Global shows come back, otherwise I fear that the Revolution Boston may suffer a big drop in ratings.