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Where in the World is Newt?
Author: velveeta jones    Date: 04/08/2012 14:57:02

Say, with all the big state winnings recently by Willard, I wonder where the other noms are? We know that Sandy is probably at the hospital since his daughter, Bella, is once again sick, and despite our many, many, many, many, many, many differences of opinion about.... everything, we do hope his daughter fairs well.

But where in the world has Newty gone? Let's check his twitter and see.

Newt Gingrich ‏ @newtygingrich
Taking time off the trail to remember the death & resurrection of Christ w/loved ones. Hope you have time to do the same this Easter wkend

Newt Gingrich ‏ @newtygingrich
Hey, did you get my Easter twit? See, I'm Christian despite all my affairs and such.

Newt Gingrich ‏ @newtygingrich
Supporting our troops. God love'em. I'm sending them some Easter lilies and Cally is sending some used panties for them to clean their guns with. So sweet.

Newt Gingrich ‏ @newtygingrich
Congrats to Mitt for winning WI, Marryland, and whatever. I'm still here.

Newt Gingrich ‏ @newtygingrich
Did anyone see the video of the talking dog! Cally just loves this! I'd attach a link, but I don't know how.

Newt Gingrich ‏ @newtygingrich
Still supporting our troops. God Bless them. Cally makes calls to random soldiers occasionally. All very secret though. Such a saint she is!

Newt Gingrich ‏ @newtygingrich
Speaking today at the National Organization of Concerned Black Men. Hope to regain the blah vote.

Newt Gingrich ‏ @newtygingrich
Watching golf, drinking beer. Just like a regular American which I am. God Bless our Troops.

Newt Gingrich ‏ @newtygingrich
Visiting an elementary school here in WI. Do they vote this young?

Newt Gingrich ‏ @newtygingrich
Callista is visiting some construction workers in Maryland. Trying to shore up that vote! Go Cally!

Newt Gingrich ‏ @newtygingrich

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