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Where in the World is Newt?
Author: velveeta jones    Date: 04/08/2012 14:57:02

Say, with all the big state winnings recently by Willard, I wonder where the other noms are? We know that Sandy is probably at the hospital since his daughter, Bella, is once again sick, and despite our many, many, many, many, many, many differences of opinion about.... everything, we do hope his daughter fairs well.

But where in the world has Newty gone? Let's check his twitter and see.


Newt Gingrich ‏ @newtygingrich
Taking time off the trail to remember the death & resurrection of Christ w/loved ones. Hope you have time to do the same this Easter wkend

Newt Gingrich ‏ @newtygingrich
Hey, did you get my Easter twit? See, I'm Christian despite all my affairs and such.

Newt Gingrich ‏ @newtygingrich
Supporting our troops. God love'em. I'm sending them some Easter lilies and Cally is sending some used panties for them to clean their guns with. So sweet.

Newt Gingrich ‏ @newtygingrich
Congrats to Mitt for winning WI, Marryland, and whatever. I'm still here.

Newt Gingrich ‏ @newtygingrich
Did anyone see the video of the talking dog! Cally just loves this! I'd attach a link, but I don't know how.

Newt Gingrich ‏ @newtygingrich
Still supporting our troops. God Bless them. Cally makes calls to random soldiers occasionally. All very secret though. Such a saint she is!

Newt Gingrich ‏ @newtygingrich
Speaking today at the National Organization of Concerned Black Men. Hope to regain the blah vote.

Newt Gingrich ‏ @newtygingrich
Watching golf, drinking beer. Just like a regular American which I am. God Bless our Troops.

Newt Gingrich ‏ @newtygingrich
Visiting an elementary school here in WI. Do they vote this young?

Newt Gingrich ‏ @newtygingrich
Callista is visiting some construction workers in Maryland. Trying to shore up that vote! Go Cally!

Newt Gingrich ‏ @newtygingrich
Hello?

5 comments (Latest Comment: 04/09/2012 03:32:57 by livingonli)
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Comment by Will in Chicago on 04/08/2012 15:29:15
Velveeta, this blog is perilously close to the truth!! Newt Gingrich has very little support and would not be running without the backing of one single person -- who happens to be a billionaire. I don't think that most of the Founding Fathers intended to replace an aristocracy of landed nobility with an aristocracy of CEOs.

Happy Easter!

Comment by trojanrabbit on 04/08/2012 18:59:59
Happy Easter everyone

Well, I did not go to Easter dinner, the fever is down but not completely. My sister was nice enough to drive the 45 minutes to pick up my wife and bring her to dinner. She's been cooped up here way too long.

Comment by Raine on 04/08/2012 21:47:15
Quote by trojanrabbit:
Happy Easter everyone

Well, I did not go to Easter dinner, the fever is down but not completely. My sister was nice enough to drive the 45 minutes to pick up my wife and bring her to dinner. She's been cooped up here way too long.
You sister is wonderful for doing that.


I am sorry that you are still not feeling well, Rabbit.

Happy Easter.


Comment by BobR on 04/09/2012 03:21:47
I'm sorry but I absolutely cannot believe that Newt knows how to use Twitter.


Comment by livingonli on 04/09/2012 03:32:57
He allegedly had 1,000,000 followers at one time but that was probably about as authentic as his marriage vows.