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Author: velveeta jones    Date: 09/20/2015 15:10:10

Yes, America has endured so much suffering these last 7 1/2 years. Don't we all want to go back to a time when bodies were shipped back from an illegal war daily? Back when good jobs were rare and health insurance was a luxury item? Remember the good ol' days when America was great and you could escape to a Super Dome with no running water or electricity after flood waters from a devastating hurricane invaded your neighborhood and killed your family, friends and pets? Back to a time when buildings stood tall and proud until knocked over by planes and flames - despite being warned about that being a possibility. Let's go back!

If you watched the debate last week there was lots of talk about how bad America is and how each of these guys and one gal, will FIX all our problems! Yay them! Velveeta did not watch the debate. Instead I needed to watch something a bit more relaxing before going to bed, so I rented the movie Human Centipede 2.

But I did see the part about the "screaming baby on a gurney, it's arms and legs kicking" bullshit. In fact, that's when I switched to the horror movie about torture and human experiments; turning people into a living centipede by connecting each mouth to the others anus. It just seemed fitting to go from a bunch of assholes blowing shit out of their mouths to human centipedes. Listening to the GOP contenders was just too scary.

And hey, anyone can take a video and edit it by putting in babies being "harvested". Even if the footage was real it probably didn't come from this country. Yet Carly Fiorina is stupid enough to fall for it. Do we want a president who will believe any nutty idea, scheme or scam? Here ya go Carly, this took me about 2 minutes to make:

I also have a bridge and an island I need you to buy as soon as you get the nomination.

I don't know how much more of these America hating people I can stand. Go "make America great" and "take back America" some where else, won't you? I suggest Somalia where their government is so small it's practically non-existent.

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