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Author: velveeta jones    Date: 01/17/2016 15:36:41

Meanwhile in Oregon at the occupation of the bird refuge that will last "years if we have to" a Militant Patriot by the name of Jon Ritzheimer took to Facebook to ask for "cold weather socks, snacks, energy drinks, equipment for cold weather, snow camo, gear, and anything you think will help."

And you know the America people are generous and some did indeed have ideas about “what would help.”

Which is why they received a bunch of dicks:

Is he aware that he now has to stoop down and pick the dicks up? Maybe he should have rethought this.

Just when you thought this couldn't get any more bizarre. It's not bad enough that they seized a bird refuge in an effort to, I'm not sure exactly what they're doing..... "freeing America" maybe? But now they appear to be stuck. If they leave they look like, well, dicks. But the longer they stay they look like dicks. They are truly stuck in a hard place!

To make matters worse, the townsfolk of Burns and surrounding Harney County have taken to wearing T-Shirts that say "GTFO #Save The Refuge". The conservationists came out and a fight started:
Meanwhile, a visit to the refuge from land conservationists devolved into a shouting match, complete with a bullhorn and name-calling, after the group tried to address news reporters.

The spectacle erupted just after occupiers arrived for a morning news briefing with a wicker basket full of surveillance cameras they removed Friday from a transformer station outside Burns. LaVoy Finicum, a spokeman for the occupiers, claimed the cameras had been installed by the FBI.

"This in my opinion is unreasonable search," said Finicum, referencing the Fourth Amendment as he invited the agency to "come pick them up."

Rumors are swirling around the "compound" that Child Protective Services are visiting their kids while they stand guard in an empty building protecting America. This only adds to their paranoia and belief that the Government is out to get them. They pulled cameras down claiming the FBI was spying on them. Those camera's probably tracked bird migration.

Here's "rancher" and TarpGuy™ holding up his prize of the super secret FBI camera.

I put rancher in quotes because, you see, how this Mormon really makes money is harvesting children! Yep, he just lives off the gov'ment. And the gov'ment just took his child soldiers away from him to find new foster digs. He admits he made his living from it:

That represents an enormous loss of income for the Finicums. According to a 2010 tax filing, Catholic Charities paid the family $115,343 to foster children in 2009. That year, foster parents were compensated between $22.31 and $37.49 per child, per day, meaning if the Finicums were paid at the maximum rate, they cared for, on average, eight children per day in 2009.

“That was my main source of income,” Finicum said. “My ranch, well, the cows just cover the costs of the ranch. If this means rice and beans for the next few years, so be it. We’re going to stay the course.”

As they begin week 3 in this cold desolate environment with nothing but blue tarps and gummy dicks to keep them warm and fed, they begin to plan their EXIT STRATEGY, despite repeated promises from the Bundy Boys that they'll stay there forever if need be .
Their long-term plans for the standoff remain unclear, though Bundy has repeatedly said the group won't leave until the refuge is divvied up among area landowners or they feel confident that local residents can accomplish that goal on their own.

Neither Bundy nor his brother, Ryan Bundy, made an appearance at Saturday's briefing.

Finicum said the occupiers hope to hold a community meeting Monday to outline their exit strategy. The group had to cancel plans for one Friday after they were denied access to a community space at the Harney County Fairgrounds. Ammon Bundy is expected to outline the group's goals in a PowerPoint presentation at the meeting

OH DEAR GOD! NOT A ............ POWERPOINT PRESENTATION! They have happened upon a more powerful weapon than guns.

PS: if you haven't seen The Nightly Show's Larry Wilmore take on this incident, you REALLY SHOULD click this link here:

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