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Author: velveeta jones    Date: 01/08/2017 15:52:48

Remember when our Supreme Leader said that Hillary was a puppet of Vlad Puti-poot?

Ah, good times!

Trump has a way with words that we haven't seen in a U.S. President since the great Dubya way back in the early part of the new century. The man who gave us such mind twisters as "There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on, shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.” Trump is such a wordsmith that there is just no comparison to other world leaders. (We don't have any audio or video of Vlad III, Leopold II or Genghis Khan). Though some believe he may be as well spoken and as popular with the ladies as Kim Jong-il.

Let's look at some of his most popular and provocative quotes and break them down:
In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish.

This pretty much sums up his amazing life, don't you think? It doesn't matter how what you do or how hard you try, to be successful you should be born rich - is pretty much what he believes, and he's said it many times in many different forms.

It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!

This is how a genius thinks! We do need global warming for when it get too damn cold. Look at the North Pole; do you know how cold it is up there? That's a waste of good real estate.

The other candidates — they went in, they didn’t know the air conditioning didn’t work. They sweated like dogs…How are they gonna beat ISIS? I don’t think it’s gonna happen.

Shrewdly connecting ISIS - a terror organization - and A/C together. Brilliant!

My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.


Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again – just watch. He can do much better!

This is the kind of important issue that we need our leaders to contemplate. Thank you Donald J. Trump for your bravery in speaking this truth.

Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don’t know what to do. Love!

If you're lucky enough to be one of 'his American's' than you'll be fine.

Happy New Year!

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