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So Long 2017 !
Author: velveeta jones    Date: 12/31/2017 17:25:44

It's been a GREAT year, filled with greatness and excellence! President Trump has set the bar so high for our next president. (If we ever have another one. Oh, Maybe Donald Trump Jr will run?)

Let's look back over the greatness that our great president has done on his path of Making America Great Again ™

January 2017

The crowning of our great president on the 20th topped off a week of celebrations and festivities including a huge march by grateful women on the 21st who swore their loyalty to Trump.

After signing thousands of Executive Orders making everyone happy, he fires Sally Yates because she refused to obey his orders.

February 2017

A short month doesn't stop the very busy Donald J. Trump! Hiring Betsy DeVos as Education Secretary reminding us that secretary is a great career path for all women!

He evicts those dirty protesters in North Dakota who were whining about pipes or water or something. They were actually stopping real Americans from doing their jobs.

March 2017

Poor old Sebastian Gorka is forced to resign as he's accused of being a Nazi. Democrats on the rampage with FN. (Fake News).

The banning of refugee's and brown people continue which makes America safer every day.


April 2017

Showing his strength the president launches 59 Tomahawk cruise missiles at IraqSyria. He also enjoys one of the largest and most delicious pieces of chocolate cake while at WH South Mar-a-Largo.

After the thrilling excitement of those missiles, he launches a MOAB to Syria Afghanistan.

The losing democrat party starts attacking Trumps staff accusing them of having ties to Russia and getting help from Russia which really wouldn't be a bad thing to be a friend with Russia. And obviously Russian leader Vladimir Putin is strong and so healthy! No one understands why the dems are doing that and their popularity goes way down as most everyone knows they're wrong and hates them. They really pick on Mike Flynn; who volunteers to help out the situation by testifying to Congress.

Trump supporters remain calm as they help our brave police subdue some very violent protesters in Berkeley.

President Trump, Melania and their son Barron kick off the 139th Annual Easter Egg Roll at the White House. Everyone in the world agree's that Melania is the best looking First Lady ever!

May 2017

FBI chief James Comey is fired by Trump for mishandling of the Hillary Clinton email controversy and his refusal to further investigate and jail her. Whiners and critics accuse Trump of attempting to subvert the ongoing FBI investigation into possible ties between Russia and the Trump campaign, which is soon found to be more Fake News.

President Trump is accused by the losing New York Times and other fake news sources of asking FBI chief James Comey to drop an inquiry into links between Michael Flynn and Russia. Which was Mike Flynn's job anyway!

Some people make false claim that President Trump shared highly classified information with Russia, provided by Israeli intelligence. The president stands by his "absolute right" to share it.

The U.S. Justice Department names former FBI chief Robert Mueller as special counsel to investigate alleged Russian interference in the 2016 U.S. election and possible collusion between President Trump's campaign and Moscow. Jeff Sessions doesn't even lift a finger to stop it proving that his loyalty may be in question. Can this president not get a break?!


President Trump attends the G7 summit where he is welcomed by a grateful world who thank him for everything that he has done. He is hailed as the greatest leader of the free world and hears stories of the horrible things that his predecessor, Obama, did and said.

June 2017

President Trump announces his intentions to withdraw the United States from the Paris Agreement because it is fake news and no good scientist believes it. Also, he reminds us that he knows more than scientists.

Former FBI director James Comey testifies before the Senate Intelligence Committee about conversations he had with President Trump and lies about whether he was pressured to drop an investigation into former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn.

After 8 years of horrible economy, President Trump single-handedly turns everything around and the stock market soars.

July 2017

Fake news reports that President Trump’s eldest son, Donald Trump Jr., met with a Russian lawyer after being promised damaging information on Hillary Clinton during the 2016 election. It's not true.

Donald Trump Jr. releases email transcripts, via Twitter, showing he was offered "sensitive" information about Hillary Clinton from a Russian contact, and replied "I love it" and this clears everything up. Who wouldn't want dirt on a criminal like Crooked H? Many people thank the Trumps for their diligence on finding information on her crimes.

Reince Priebus is out and John Kelly is in.

August 2017

Vacation month and a busy time of behind the scenes working! He does manage to remind us that not all Nazi's and White Nationalists are bad people.

At a "Make America Great Again" rally in Phoenix, Arizona, President Trump says he will close down the US government if necessary to build his wall along the Mexico border. The rally is one of the largest ever as he holds all the awards for most attended and popular rallies.

Hurricanes hit the USA and some other islands. President Trump cancels his vacation to go to each locale and rescue people and pets.


September 2017

Hurricanes continue to hit the US and other islands close by. Our brave president continues to save people, even putting his border wall on hold while he takes care of these disasters.

Trump recommends firing the NFL owners for not stopping their players from kneeling during America's National Anthem. Pathetic.

October 2017

More of Obama's horrendous laws are over-turned. Including one that "protects transgenders from discrimination". Many people are happy that we can once again deny jobs and housing to these gross "people".

To no one's surprise, we find out that liberal actor Kevin Spacey is a perverted gay.


November 2017

The latest National Climate Assessment, a 477-page report by 13 federal agencies, concludes that global warming is "extremely likely" to be human-caused, mostly from the burning of fossil fuels. Thankfully, Trump knows better and reassures Americans that this report is fake.

Rocketman calls our president a "dotard" and millions of Americans rush to Google to look up what that is.

President Trump talks to republicans in the Senate to end the Russia investigation because it's interfering with his plans of over turning stuff and building walls.

CBS's liberal democrat Charlie Rose is fired due to his perversions with young girls and possibly animals.

Trump makes it legal to shoot and chop up elephants and to keep parts of their bodies as trophies. A grateful nation thanks him other than a few vegans.

December 2017

President Trump's ex-national security adviser Michael Flynn is charged with making a false statement to the FBI. Everyone knows its just a set-up and no one believes it.

By a vote of 51 to 49, the Senate passes the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act of 2017, the most largest and greatest overhaul of the US tax code since the Reagan era. This new plan will help the working men and women of America and will hurt the rich like our President. People say that he's the most humble and selfless man ever.

Emails, interviews and court documents involving senior Trump transition team officials, reported by the failing New York Times, suggest that Michael Flynn did not act alone, both before and after he spoke with Russian ambassador, Sergey Kislyak. But we know that's all lies.

Our President carves up some of those too large National Parks which no one ever uses and lets private developers and ranchers use the land for better things. Jobs!

The CDC is banned from using words that Trump knows are misleading. He tells them that if he has to look up the definition than they must be fake.

What's next in 2018? I hope everyone has a great year and that our great president continues his successes. MAGA!




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