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Stupid People on Tape
Author: velveeta jones    Date: 10/20/2013 13:55:30

Good morning dear readers. I thought we'd catch up on some news items that got missed this morning. Specifically, those that deal with ... well, let's just say, people who would be a loathsome match for you if you met them on eHarmony or Christian Mingle.

From the slow state of North Carolina, motto: "Desperately trying to make Texas look Blue compared to us" - we have this guy from this church.

Since he's a church going man, you'd assume that he'd be all about LOVE and PEACE and ACCEPTANCE or at least some tolerance. But no. He thinks beating children is just fine if they show any signs of being... the gay.

Here's a little tidbit for those of you with small children and want to take his advice:

So your little son starts to act a little girlish when he is four years old and instead of squashing that like a cockroach and saying, “Man up, son, get that dress off you and get outside and dig a ditch, because that is what boys do,” you get out the camera and you start taking pictures of Johnny acting like a female and then you upload it to YouTube and everybody laughs about it and the next thing you know, this dude, this kid is acting out childhood fantasies that should have been squashed.
Can I make it any clearer? Dads, the second you see your son dropping the limp wrist, you walk over there and crack that wrist. Man up. Give him a good punch. Ok? You are not going to act like that. You were made by God to be a male and you are going to be a male. And when your daughter starts acting to Butch you reign her in. And you say, “Oh, no, sweetheart. You can play sports. Play them to the glory of God. But sometimes you are going to act like a girl and walk like a girl and talk like a girl and smell like a girl and that means you are going to be beautiful. You are going to be attractive. You are going to dress yourself up.”
You say, “Can I take charge like that as a parent?”
Yeah, you can. You are authorized. I just gave you a special dispensation this morning to do that.


Great news! If you get caught beating your kid and some wimpy state social service program has you arrested, you just tell them who said it was a-Okay!

Speaking of retarded people, have you met these guys?

What exactly are the Boy Scouts into these days? Destroying beauty that is very, very old in a state park in Utah. Great going guys, why don't you go fill in the Grand Canyon as well. I've seen neither of them and if you hurry, you can get it done before I'll ever get the chance.

The stone formation they destroyed was nearly 200 million years old, but the Boy Scout leaders who toppled it claim it posed an imminent threat.

The 3 men responsible, who filmed their activity in Utah's Goblin Valley State Park and uploaded the footage to Facebook, may face felony charges.

A copy of the video was posted on YouTube by the Salt Lake Tribune and shows a scene of giddy revelry. One of the men, "Glenn," is seen attempting to push over one of the park's signature stone formations, known as "goblins." When Glenn can't budge the rock, the man filming tells him to "wiggle it." He shifts position and pushes again; seconds later the delicate buttress that held the boulder aloft gives way, and the massive stone topples over.


Oh, here's there names so if you Google them and the word "assholes" they'll come up. Glenn Taylor, supreme asshole. Dave Hill asshole. Dylan Taylor, asshole. Maybe they'll get a reality show that comes on right after the Kardashians.

I know you've all seen this, but I just cannot get enough of it! In fact, I recorded the audio and it's now my cell phone ringtone! I just adore getting phone calls now.



Have a great day everyone. I'm off to a concert later today.
 

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