Today's quote:
I'm, like, a smart person. I don't have to be told the same thing in the same words every single day for the next eight years. Could be eight years – but eight years. I don't need that.
Explaining why he doesn't read the daily briefings.
He's smarter than a 5th Grader and will soon proof it when he appears on the show,
Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader with Jeff Foxworthy!

Don't worry, he's not quite as smart as Poo Bear aka Vladimir Putin. But he says he's a fast learner!