Dear readers, Velveeta has a gift, several really, but one in particular that humble modesty prevents her from displaying unless it is called for in desperate times such as these.
Why, you ask, are these times desperate? After 8 years of the oppressive bush/cheney regime shouldn’t these be the potentially good and hopeful years?
Many of you are filled with anxiety over what President Obama may (or may not) do, while others are already feeling “buyers remorse” at their selection. Take, for example, the nomination of William Lynn as Deputy Secretary of Defense. Lynn is a former lobbyist for Raytheon, and his nomination forced Obama to make him an
exception to the newly released Ethics Guidelines that our Super Hero President instituted just the day before!
An exception to the new rule, already? And, he may not be the only one, hints Press Secretary Robert Gibbs.
We expected Obama to enter the White House and install sweeping changes right away, and he certainly seemed to be doing just that. That is, until this snag. This is the kind of mind-numbing hypocrisy we endlessly saw from President Doofus. You know, like signing a law to help rescue and shelter companion animals one day (PETS act); then threaten to veto a bill to help homeless veterans (H.R. 3329) the next.
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