Velveeta has come to her senses and is now looking forward to a Donald Trump
presidency reign. Perhaps it was all that exhilarating talk of his penis size or the fact that a single white woman with a flair for accessorizing doesn’t have to fear the rowdy people at his rallies. Or maybe it’s the absolute power that he yields when he can hold up his tiny hands with his Vienna sausage like little fingers and convince us that they’re perfectly normal sized. That’s Commander in Chief material.
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